a tribute to the bad movies i've slept through

"Please shower before entering the gene pool"

Ran into this.

Nonsmoker: check (at the moment)
Between 5'7'' and 5' 10'' tall: close enough
Of German, Irish, English or Eastern European descent: check
An Ivy League student: check
SAT score of 1500 or above: check (barely but nonetheless)

Have a few ideas how to spend $25,000: check

Now making a list of reasons not to do it.
By the way, I know people who are pickier when it comes to buying shoes.

posted by Dora @ 4:50 PM